We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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