It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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