She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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