So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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