i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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