So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
Randomize
