I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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