He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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