Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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