He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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