she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You were trust falling into bushes
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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