we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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