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(419): View more from Ohio

with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter

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(419): with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter http://tfl.nu/l06j

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(303): View more from Colorado

hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"

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(303): hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen" http://tfl.nu/6cx3

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(904): View more from Florida

sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!

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(904): sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut! http://tfl.nu/fz7u

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(972): View more from Texas

Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...

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Was she wearing cherry chapstick??

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No. Life's not always a fairytale.....

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(972): Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan... (214): Was she wearing cherry chapstick?? (972): No. Life's not always a fairytale..... http://tfl.nu/2nel

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(310): View more from California

So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?

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(310): So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned? http://tfl.nu/6bz7

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(740): View more from Ohio

Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.

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(740): Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever. http://tfl.nu/lye3

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(905): View more from Ontario

How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.

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(905): How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots. http://tfl.nu/qww5

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(574): View more from Indiana

should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?

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meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?

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(574): should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band? (1-574): meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis? http://tfl.nu/hzbs

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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy

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(815): My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy http://tfl.nu/f1hz

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.

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(612): Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine. http://tfl.nu/simr

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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.

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(307): You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home. http://tfl.nu/j8m0

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(734): View more from Michigan

she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.

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(734): she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love. http://tfl.nu/ybpy

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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls

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On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything

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(+44): Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls (+44): On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything http://tfl.nu/w86s

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.

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(865): Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend. http://tfl.nu/oc9x

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(801): View more from Utah

Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.

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(801): Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword. http://tfl.nu/ixwe

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