Me too!
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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