Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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