I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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