At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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