My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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