i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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