He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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