he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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