That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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