She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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