actually, I'm a sock model
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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