grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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