I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Girls should come with a carfax report
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
