Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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