Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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