Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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