Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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