the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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