so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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