And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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