youre lurking in front of me
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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