North Korea, Best Korea!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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