She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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