your room smells of hookers.
And success
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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