dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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