I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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