He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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