: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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