talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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