Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
you had me at cake vodka
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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