He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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