He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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