The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Girls should come with a carfax report
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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