he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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