if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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