We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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