sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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