OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
So much rum. So many feels.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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