I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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