I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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