Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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