I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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