I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You need Xanax blowdarts
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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