I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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