super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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