Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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