I must be too annoying 4 u.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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