Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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